How to Date a Prince

Beatrice was born in a small village of Northern Italy, but of aristocratic blood. Beatrice is the daughter of a count and her uncle is Count Matteo Marzotto, the former director of the Valentino fashion house.

Beatrice studies law, but has also set the fashion world on fire as a model and reporter. However, she is most known for capturing the heart of royal playboy, Pierre Casiraghi. Pierre is third in line to the throne of Monaco (one of the smallest and wealthiest countries in the world) and has been known to throw luxurious parties while he studies economics in Milan. Pierre has been seen with several supermodels, but Beatrice so far is the only one to hold him down. Will the romance last? 

Hello all you single ladies of the world. Have you long dreamed of a white night coming to rescue you from the drudgeries of suburban life? Do you pose in tiaras and wistfully write “Mrs. Your name Charming” on the edge of your diary? Have you been looking for your Prince, but have no idea how to find him? Worry not young distressed damsels, I, Prince William Duseldorf of Wenceslasia (You can call me Prince Willy), have come to lead you to your dreams.

For time eternal, the nobles of Wenceslasia have been known as the most respectable and pious bunch this side of the Balkans.  Castle Camp Kinkade of Wenceslasia has long been the training ground for Princes across the world. That Prince Charming guy? He couldn’t tie his shoes when he started, but after a few weeks in Wenceslasia he could win a war with a well placed hair flip – one of the many weapons in the Princely arsenal. As the world’s Shaolin Temple for the Royal Arts, training Princes became Wenceslasia’s chief source of revenue, which isn’t surprising given our only other option was bitter root mash. However, the Wenceslasian economy went upside down with the Madoff scandal, leading to the dwarf revolution of 2010 and my family’s permanent exile. Investing has never been a Prince’s strong suite.

After being thrown to the streets, I was left with nothing but my charm and a winning smile (all one really needs in this world). But, a Prince must always look at the glass half full, even if there are only a few drops left. So, I’ve gone rogue with my clientele, abandoning the royal snobs of old. After committing my life to the Princely arts, it’s time I used my powers to help the neediest of peoples - single, whimsical women. 

With my help, you can calm the grumpy troll under the bridge, lure the ogre out from your forest, and even turn that toad into a Prince. No magic, no fairy godmothering, you have the power. Remember Princes are made not born. So send me your relationship questions and concerns, and together, we’ll find your White Knight! Happily ever after has never been so easy.

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